Two brothers entertaining others...

Ernesto and I finally decided to stop just entertaining the local pubs in town (actually we got kicked out of them all) and put together this site to entertain the millions and millions of internet patrons...I don't know what we're gonna do when we get kicked off the net though...well I guess we'll burn that bridge when we get there!

- Bertrand Burnbaum

If you don't like me, bite me...well don't actually...

...look, either you're gonna get it or you won't. So far I've been happy with the results and at the very least we're entertaining ourselves. Perhaps we are overly misogynistic. We like to refer to ourselves as realists...anyway hope you enjoy the films and if we pissed you off, fuck you, I never liked you anyway!

 - Ernesto Burnbaum

Just for the record...

As with most productions, all the clean up work is left to the woman. I handle the sounds, stills, and shots. Oh yeah, and I have to put up with these two assholes to boot! I'm the task master and they love it! If they get on my nerves (and believe me they do!) I just push them off to the bar where they harass all the local patrons.

- Babs Burnbaum